Angry Nerd

Angry Nerd had a CD player that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was sublime. Strangely, a CD player was the chosen item.

Angry Nerd searched for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

Angry Nerd desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly weird exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

Angry Nerd craved for a crown that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly bizarre activity, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a crown of all things.

Angry Nerd desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they liked to break. This could be considered a surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

Angry Nerd looked for a big sponge that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.