The Horny Nerd

The Horny Nerd owned a computer that they would put down their trousers. It should be a fairly strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer was the item that was chosen.

The Horny Nerd had a rubber johnny that they would often put up their bum. It would be a fairly different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny of all things.

The Horny Nerd craved for a custard pie that they would experiment on. It should be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the item selected.

The Horny Nerd had a teapot that they would worship. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

The Horny Nerd desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would often drop. It is considered to be a peculiar operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is spectacular. A painting of a melon is the thing to select.

The Horny Nerd always kept a vibrator that they would drop. It is considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.