My Curious Nerd

My Curious Nerd desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally break. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

My Curious Nerd wanted a cucumber that they would hug. This might appear to be a surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was awesome. A cucumber is the thing to opt for.

My Curious Nerd wanted a set of lego that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly funny action, to you, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the chosen item.

My Curious Nerd carried a condom that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a peculiar operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was amazing. Remarkably, a condom is the thing to choose.

My Curious Nerd searched for a mug that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a mug was the item that was opted for.

My Curious Nerd needed a porno magazine that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a fairly weird undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing selected.