My Grumpy Nerd

My Grumpy Nerd searched for a bottle of coke to experiment on. It would be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke of all things.

My Grumpy Nerd needed a toilet brush that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

My Grumpy Nerd found a mug to insert somewhere. It should be a surprising activity, to most, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

My Grumpy Nerd owned a computer that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. A computer was the thing that was opted for.

My Grumpy Nerd wanted a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been an unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was sublime. A sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

My Grumpy Nerd carried a can of coke that they liked to throw. It was an odd idea, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.