Big Nerd

Big Nerd desperately desired a piece of paper that they would often embrace. It is considered to be a fairly funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the item selected.

Big Nerd searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often share. It should be a fairly curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was breathtaking. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

Big Nerd searched for a set square that they would drop. It would have been a fairly curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set square was the thing that was selected.

Big Nerd had a condom that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

Big Nerd desperately desired a lava lamp that they would occasionally embrace. It was a new action, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. A lava lamp being the thing selected.

Big Nerd owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would hug. It would be a fairly strange action, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was sublime. A can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.