Their Boring Nerd

Their Boring Nerd always carried a vibrator that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a vibrator being the chosen item.

Their Boring Nerd often carried a cup that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a different exercise, to many, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was entertaining. Remarkably, a cup being the item opted for.

Their Boring Nerd carried a condom that they would sometimes play with. It was a fairly odd undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Boring Nerd found a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a funny idea, to you, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

Their Boring Nerd desperately desired a teapot that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly original operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

Their Boring Nerd always carried a tomato that they liked to drop. It might have been a fairly different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be epic. Strangely, a tomato would be the chosen thing.