His Special Nerd

His Special Nerd craved for a bag of poop that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item to select.

His Special Nerd needed a helmet that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly curious operation, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. A helmet is the thing that was chosen.

His Special Nerd owned a block of cheese that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a fairly surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

His Special Nerd always had with them a painting of a melon that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was out of this world. A painting of a melon being the item opted for.

His Special Nerd carried a pint of beer that they would often rub on his belly. It should be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

His Special Nerd desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly different exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.