My Purple Nerd

My Purple Nerd looked for a bag of poop that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly weird operation, to many, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

My Purple Nerd always had with them a bottle of beer that they liked to cuddle. It would have been an original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

My Purple Nerd desperately craved for a cucumber that they would smash. This is certainly a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

My Purple Nerd craved for a set of lego that they would sometimes drop. It was a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the item to choose.

My Purple Nerd desired a CD player that they would sometimes annihilate It was an exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

My Purple Nerd desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would put up their bum. This seems a weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.