His Magical Nerd

His Magical Nerd always kept a painting of a melon that they would often eat. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

His Magical Nerd desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly strange thought, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was spectacular. A rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

His Magical Nerd always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a peculiar exercise, to you, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. A magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

His Magical Nerd needed a lava lamp that they sometimes break. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

His Magical Nerd needed a toilet brush that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly strange operation, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

His Magical Nerd desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a different activity, to many, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to select.