The Yellow Nerd

The Yellow Nerd always had with them a bag of poop that they would occasionally experiment on. It should be an original exercise, to most, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Nerd wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes share. It should be a curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the item to select.

The Yellow Nerd found a little monkey that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was entertaining. Strangely, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

The Yellow Nerd craved for a ball that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is an original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a ball is the thing to select.

The Yellow Nerd desperately wanted a radiator that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was exciting. Strangely, a radiator being the thing selected.

The Yellow Nerd owned a lava lamp that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was epic. Strangely, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.