Her Chinese Nerd

Her Chinese Nerd desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be spectacular. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

Her Chinese Nerd looked for a rubber johnny to smash. This could be considered an extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

Her Chinese Nerd found a condom that they would experiment on. It is an extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was sublime. A condom being the chosen thing.

Her Chinese Nerd looked for a little monkey that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

Her Chinese Nerd desired a can of Dr Pepper to share. It should be a bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Chinese Nerd desperately looked for a wig that they would occasionally break. This could be considered an unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was sublime. Bizarrely, a wig is the item to select.