The Exciting Nerd

The Exciting Nerd desperately searched for a bottle of coke to put up their bum. It should have been a funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

The Exciting Nerd desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would throw. This might appear to be an extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

The Exciting Nerd found a helmet that they would eat. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was fun. Honestly, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

The Exciting Nerd desired a vibrator that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly unusual thought, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

The Exciting Nerd desperately wanted a pint of beer that they liked to drop. It should be a fairly different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Nerd found a cheese grater that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly original idea, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.