The Confused Newt

The Confused Newt searched for a chocolate bar that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

The Confused Newt always carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes break. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

The Confused Newt wanted a ball that they would occasionally worship. It might be a weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a ball is the thing to select.

The Confused Newt searched for a dildo that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly funny action, to some, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Newt desperately craved for a melon that they liked to sleep with. It is a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a melon being the thing selected.

The Confused Newt desperately craved for a custard pie that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the chosen thing.