Her Bewildered Newt

Her Bewildered Newt always had with them a CD player that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a fairly funny undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a CD player is the item to opt for.

Her Bewildered Newt desperately wanted a sponge that they liked to drop. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Remarkably, a sponge is the item to select.

Her Bewildered Newt desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would rub on his belly. It would have been an exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

Her Bewildered Newt searched for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a curious approach to life, to many, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

Her Bewildered Newt searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally break. It might be an unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

Her Bewildered Newt found a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be an astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.