A Tired Newt

A Tired Newt craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes embrace. It would be a fairly original operation, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

A Tired Newt desperately desired a bag of poop that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

A Tired Newt wanted a mug that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a fairly curious proposal, to many, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a mug is the thing to select.

A Tired Newt always kept a cheese grater that they would cuddle. It should have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

A Tired Newt carried a crown to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly different suggestion, to some, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a crown being the chosen thing.

A Tired Newt needed a magic 8 ball that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered an exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.