My Cute Newt

My Cute Newt often carried a sword that they would sometimes break. This seems to be a new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a sword was the item that was chosen.

My Cute Newt always had with them a custard pie that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be wonderous. A custard pie is the item to select.

My Cute Newt always kept a little monkey that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly different thought, to me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a little monkey being the item opted for.

My Cute Newt desperately desired a pint of cider that they sometimes hug. It might have been a new action, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item to select.

My Cute Newt owned a custard pie that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was entertaining. A custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

My Cute Newt looked for a pencil sharpener to smash. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was epic. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.