Her Magical Newt

Her Magical Newt desperately looked for a dildo that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a fairly curious activity, to most, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a dildo is the item to select.

Her Magical Newt desperately needed a piece of paper to eat. This could be considered a fairly weird operation, to me, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

Her Magical Newt always carried a bat that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Magical Newt owned a bottle of wine that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly an original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. A bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

Her Magical Newt wanted a computer that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing to select.

Her Magical Newt desperately needed a pen that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be an original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. A pen was the item that was opted for.