The Cheerful Newt

The Cheerful Newt desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would experiment on. This is certainly a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

The Cheerful Newt desperately wanted a helmet to drop. This seems to be a curious operation, to most, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a helmet being the thing selected.

The Cheerful Newt needed a bag of poop to throw. It was considered to be an exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was entertaining. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Newt desperately looked for a pen that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a pen would be the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Newt needed a sword that they would sometimes break. It would be a fairly strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sword is the item to select.

The Cheerful Newt desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would often experiment on. It would have been a fairly peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the chosen item.