His Little Newt

His Little Newt desperately needed a tomato that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

His Little Newt desperately wanted a bag of poop that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who expected it was wonderous. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

His Little Newt needed a bat that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly different undertaking, to you, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing to select.

His Little Newt wanted a rubber chicken to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly surprising operation, to me, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

His Little Newt carried a CD player that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be sublime. Strangely, a CD player would be the item chosen.

His Little Newt wanted a pencil sharpener that they would put up their bum. It was an extraordinary thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.