The Blue Newt

The Blue Newt wanted a spade that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be an unusual proposal, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a spade is the thing to opt for.

The Blue Newt desperately searched for a block of cheese that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

The Blue Newt desperately craved for a sponge that they sometimes throw. This seems to be a peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the item to choose.

The Blue Newt desperately needed a tomato that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the item that was selected.

The Blue Newt desired a lava lamp to put up their bum. One might find this to be a strange exercise, to most, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was out of this world. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

The Blue Newt craved for a custard pie that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the item opted for.