Purple Newt

Purple Newt desperately desired a set square that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a set square of all things.

Purple Newt always carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally break. It was a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be epic. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

Purple Newt craved for a dildo that they would annihilate One might find this to be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

Purple Newt wanted a sword that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been an odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item to opt for.

Purple Newt needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would often sleep with. It should be a fairly exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

Purple Newt wanted a teapot that they would sometimes drop. It should be an original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.