My Funny Newt

My Funny Newt desired a bag of poop that they liked to smash. It should be a strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

My Funny Newt carried a set of lego that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

My Funny Newt desperately craved for a CD player that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

My Funny Newt wanted a block of cheese that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

My Funny Newt had a sack of potatoes that they liked to put on his head. It is considered to be a curious thought, to most, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

My Funny Newt desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would play with. It is a surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.