My Lovely Newt

My Lovely Newt often carried a can of Tango that they would cuddle. It should be a fairly extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

My Lovely Newt found a tomato that they would sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered an extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

My Lovely Newt desperately wanted a block of cheese to break. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

My Lovely Newt desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally embrace. This seems a fairly astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

My Lovely Newt wanted a little monkey that they would cuddle. It would have been an exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

My Lovely Newt always carried a sponge that they would sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly bizarre action, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a sponge is the thing to select.