The Bewildered Newt

The Bewildered Newt desperately searched for a bat that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a bizarre action, to some, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be breathtaking. A bat is the thing to select.

The Bewildered Newt desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally hug. It would have been a new undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Newt often carried a custard pie that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Newt craved for a little monkey that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a different idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was sublime. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Newt desired a teapot to worship. One might consider this to be a new activity, to me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item chosen.

The Bewildered Newt needed a cucumber that they would occasionally break. It is a strange approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.