My Ugly Newt

My Ugly Newt had a pen that they would often break. It was considered to be a fairly different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Newt desperately needed a block of cheese that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

My Ugly Newt desperately craved for a dildo to annihilate It would have been a fairly bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing to select.

My Ugly Newt looked for a helmet that they liked to sleep with. It should be a fairly new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

My Ugly Newt always carried a little monkey to cuddle. One might find this to be an astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

My Ugly Newt always carried a wig that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a wig being the thing opted for.