The Bum Loving Newt

The Bum Loving Newt found a melon that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly an original exercise, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a melon having that done to it

The Bum Loving Newt desired a set square that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a set square being the thing selected.

The Bum Loving Newt always carried a little monkey that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be an odd operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was spectacular. Honestly, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Newt looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes embrace. This could be considered a fairly strange operation, to most, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Newt desperately desired a pint of beer that they would smash. This seems to be a fairly funny operation, to me, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Newt craved for a lava lamp to rub on his belly. It is considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.