His Famous Newt

His Famous Newt desperately needed a rubber johnny to drop. One might say this is a strange action, to most, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

His Famous Newt found a wig that they sometimes experiment on. It might be a surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

His Famous Newt desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be an astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be entertaining. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

His Famous Newt desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a peculiar approach to life, to most, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

His Famous Newt craved for a piece of paper that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper having that done to it

His Famous Newt had a can of Tango to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an odd idea, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.