Their Chinese Newt

Their Chinese Newt often carried a wig that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

Their Chinese Newt needed a chocolate bar that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

Their Chinese Newt looked for a cup that they would often worship. This seems to be an original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was fun. Honestly, a cup was the item that was chosen.

Their Chinese Newt often carried a little monkey that they would throw. It would have been a fairly funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

Their Chinese Newt desperately desired a helmet to worship. It is a curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

Their Chinese Newt desperately needed a bottle of beer that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly astonishing operation, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. A bottle of beer is the item to select.