Her Little Newt

Her Little Newt had a sword that they would often sit and look at. It was a fairly exciting activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was awesome. A sword being the chosen thing.

Her Little Newt desperately searched for a can of coke that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a different thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Little Newt searched for a tomato that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a fairly different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

Her Little Newt always had with them a dildo that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item chosen.

Her Little Newt craved for a wig that they would throw. One might say this is a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Little Newt desperately wanted a set square that they liked to hug. This might appear to be a fairly odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a set square would be the item that was opted for.