The Little Newt

The Little Newt desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

The Little Newt looked for a can of Tango that they would hug. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Little Newt had a rubber chicken that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be a different suggestion, to my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

The Little Newt searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

The Little Newt always kept a bag of flour that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

The Little Newt found a cheese grater that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.