The Lucky Newt

The Lucky Newt carried a chocolate bar that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

The Lucky Newt desperately wanted a mug that they liked to throw. It should be an exciting idea, to me, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a mug being the item opted for.

The Lucky Newt craved for a computer that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems an unusual action, to me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a computer of all things.

The Lucky Newt wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be an exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

The Lucky Newt desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would often demolish. It should be a fairly different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

The Lucky Newt desired a dildo that they would often throw. It would be a surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be epic. A dildo was the item that was chosen.