The Chinese Newt

The Chinese Newt wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a curious action, to my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

The Chinese Newt desperately desired a piece of paper that they liked to share. It was considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the item selected.

The Chinese Newt always kept a stapler that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly weird exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

The Chinese Newt desired a helmet that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a helmet being the chosen thing.

The Chinese Newt needed a magic 8 ball that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly a different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was sublime. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

The Chinese Newt desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would sit and look at. It should be a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to select.