My Troubled Newt

My Troubled Newt looked for a CD player that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a CD player being the item selected.

My Troubled Newt desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to some, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

My Troubled Newt looked for a vibrator that they would often experiment on. It might have been a fairly weird idea, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

My Troubled Newt wanted a set of lego that they would occasionally worship. It should be a different idea, to me, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

My Troubled Newt needed a wig that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly odd idea, to me, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

My Troubled Newt desperately craved for a dildo that they liked to experiment on. It was a fairly exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the chosen item.