Angry Newt

Angry Newt desperately wanted a mug that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a curious undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who considered it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the item to choose.

Angry Newt desperately desired a spade that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a spade was the item that was chosen.

Angry Newt desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be an unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is fun. A piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

Angry Newt found a big sponge that they would often experiment on. It is considered to be a surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who felt it was out of this world. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

Angry Newt desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered a weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

Angry Newt always kept a pint of beer that they would often share. It is an unusual proposal, to me, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.