The Naughty Newt

The Naughty Newt desperately needed a dildo to smash. It should be an original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a dildo having that done to it

The Naughty Newt desperately looked for a stretchman that they liked to break. It was considered to be a fairly curious operation, to most, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the chosen item.

The Naughty Newt searched for a porno magazine that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

The Naughty Newt wanted a dildo that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly new thought, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

The Naughty Newt always carried a porno magazine that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is a different exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Newt desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would throw. This is certainly a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of cider of all things.