My Nervous Newt

My Nervous Newt craved for a magic 8 ball to sleep with. It would have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

My Nervous Newt wanted a sponge that they would break. This seems a curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a sponge is the item to opt for.

My Nervous Newt desperately needed a piece of paper that they liked to sleep with. This seems a surprising idea, to some, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

My Nervous Newt found a piece of paper that they sometimes break. It would be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

My Nervous Newt desperately needed a condom that they would often drop. This might appear to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

My Nervous Newt searched for a teapot that they would embrace. It is a weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.