A Jolly Newt

A Jolly Newt desperately wanted a sponge that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a sponge was the chosen thing.

A Jolly Newt had a bag of poop that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop of all things.

A Jolly Newt often carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be a funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

A Jolly Newt looked for a set square that they liked to play with. It should have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who felt it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the item to choose.

A Jolly Newt looked for a can of coke that they sometimes sit and look at. It was a new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a can of coke being the item opted for.

A Jolly Newt searched for a CD player to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a CD player was the chosen thing.