The Gentle Newt

The Gentle Newt had a ball that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly weird idea, to most, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Newt desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would often cuddle. It might have been a fairly funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

The Gentle Newt desired a condom that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a condom being the chosen item.

The Gentle Newt searched for a dildo that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to you, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to select.

The Gentle Newt owned a pint of beer that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

The Gentle Newt desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes drop. One might say this is a strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be stunning. A bottle of wine was the chosen thing.