The Boring Newt

The Boring Newt looked for a wig that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a wig was the chosen thing.

The Boring Newt always had with them a sponge that they would sometimes break. This seems to be an odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a sponge is the item to select.

The Boring Newt desperately needed a little monkey that they would sometimes throw. It is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

The Boring Newt desperately searched for a wig that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was exciting. Remarkably, a wig being the item opted for.

The Boring Newt looked for a helmet to put on his head. It should have been a fairly unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the thing selected.

The Boring Newt needed a cucumber that they would often cuddle. It would have been a fairly strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber having that done to it