My Square Newt

My Square Newt always carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be an unusual suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

My Square Newt always carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes drop. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to you, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

My Square Newt always kept a can of Tango that they would experiment on. It would be a funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango of all things.

My Square Newt carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly a bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

My Square Newt desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would drop. It might be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

My Square Newt desperately craved for a helmet to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is fun. Honestly, a helmet is the thing to select.