Her Funny Newt

Her Funny Newt owned a pencil sharpener that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be a new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

Her Funny Newt desperately desired a spade that they would often drop. One might find this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the thing to choose.

Her Funny Newt always kept a chocolate bar that they would often embrace. It was an odd idea, to me, but not to the Newt, who feels it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

Her Funny Newt looked for a porno magazine to put down their trousers. This is certainly a strange action, to you, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Funny Newt carried a bottle of wine that they would often eat. It should be a weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

Her Funny Newt needed a rubber johnny that they would often play with. It should be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.