His Cute Newt

His Cute Newt desired a block of cheese to throw. It was considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

His Cute Newt owned a little monkey that they liked to share. One might find this to be an exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

His Cute Newt desired a painting of a melon that they would often eat. One might say this is a strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was awesome. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

His Cute Newt wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is an exciting undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was epic. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

His Cute Newt craved for a pen that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

His Cute Newt had a bottle of wine that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a fairly surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.