The Different Ogre

The Different Ogre desperately searched for a pen that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly an astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

The Different Ogre owned a CD player that they would share. This might appear to be a peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

The Different Ogre always had with them a bottle of wine to insert somewhere. This seems a somewhat surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Different Ogre desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be an extraordinary action, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

The Different Ogre desperately needed a piece of paper that they liked to put up their bum. This seems an exciting idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

The Different Ogre needed a cucumber to hug. It might be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cucumber having that done to it