A Jolly Ogre

A Jolly Ogre desperately needed a CD player that they would often smash. It would have been an astonishing action, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player of all things.

A Jolly Ogre had a helmet that they would experiment on. This could be considered a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a helmet is the thing to choose.

A Jolly Ogre wanted a bottle of coke to put in the bath with him. It is a fairly different exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

A Jolly Ogre desired a little monkey to embrace. It is a different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

A Jolly Ogre always had with them a pencil sharpener to smash. It is a fairly surprising operation, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

A Jolly Ogre carried a lava lamp that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.