The Jolly Ogre

The Jolly Ogre searched for a cup that they would sometimes smash. It was a peculiar idea, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a cup was the chosen item.

The Jolly Ogre found a computer that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a computer of all things.

The Jolly Ogre often carried a big sponge that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Ogre had a toilet brush that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

The Jolly Ogre owned a hat that they would often experiment on. It should be an astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be breathtaking. A hat is the thing to choose.

The Jolly Ogre desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered a bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.