My Famous Ogre

My Famous Ogre often carried a spade to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be wonderful. Honestly, a spade would be the item that was selected.

My Famous Ogre always had with them a spade that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly weird proposal, to most, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

My Famous Ogre craved for a painting of a melon to drop. It is a fairly curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be magnificent. Honestly, a painting of a melon of all things.

My Famous Ogre desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would share. It was a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to most, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

My Famous Ogre owned a pint of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an original undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

My Famous Ogre desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would often break. It would have been a peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.