Gentle Ogre

Gentle Ogre desired a chocolate bar that they would sometimes share. It might be a weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be miraculous. A chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

Gentle Ogre had a computer that they liked to sleep with. This seems a bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the item selected.

Gentle Ogre found a sponge that they would often embrace. It might be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a sponge being the item selected.

Gentle Ogre always carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been a fairly strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.

Gentle Ogre owned a bat that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bat is the item to opt for.

Gentle Ogre searched for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.