The Talented Ogre

The Talented Ogre carried a condom that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a condom being the chosen item.

The Talented Ogre always carried a rubber johnny to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. A rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

The Talented Ogre wanted a rubber johnny that they would often demolish. It should be a fairly weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Ogre desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be fun. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the item to select.

The Talented Ogre always had with them a dildo that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

The Talented Ogre needed a sword that they would often rub on his belly. This might appear to be a surprising operation, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the item that was selected.