His Scary Ogre

His Scary Ogre always carried a sack of potatoes to embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

His Scary Ogre desperately craved for a radiator that they would often embrace. It should be a fairly curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

His Scary Ogre desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a weird undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

His Scary Ogre always had with them a dildo that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is epic. Honestly, a dildo being the chosen thing.

His Scary Ogre always carried a tomato that they liked to throw. This might appear to be a fairly odd exercise, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

His Scary Ogre looked for a bottle of wine that they sometimes embrace. This could be considered a fairly curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.