Their Horny Ogre

Their Horny Ogre searched for a spade that they would often annihilate It would have been a funny thought, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade having that done to it

Their Horny Ogre desperately wanted a tomato to play with. This is certainly a fairly different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a tomato being the item opted for.

Their Horny Ogre desperately wanted a sword that they would often break. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the item that was selected.

Their Horny Ogre often carried a melon that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a somewhat surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was awesome. A melon being the thing opted for.

Their Horny Ogre always had with them a bat that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

Their Horny Ogre desperately wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes play with. It would be a fairly peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the chosen item.